Run Somewhere, But Not The Hills. They Have Eyes. It's Kinda Creepy.

It appears that some form of Government Healthcare that Obama is cool with has passed the House and Senate. So now this is the part where everyone with a mouth and an opinion (including, but not limited to, intelligent and informed ones) yells at or types in all caps at whoever disagrees with them. We have a limited-time excuse to let out our inner retard! Don't delay!

On a related note, Glenn Beck is on the air 4 hours a day. Just thought you should know.



Between his 3-hour radio show on at 9am to noon (eastern) and his 1hr tv show on fox at 5pm eastern, he’s visible/audible for roughly 25% of our waking hours; 16.6% of your day if you’re a freak who doesn’t sleep.

If I was world dictator, there are a lot of things I would do. Making a limit to the amount of time ANYONE can be heard or seen on a mass scale would chief among them. Is it humanly possible that Glenn Beck has 4 hours worth of intelligence, good advice, and humor in him? Does ANYONE?

I am without exception here, folks. There is no way that I should be allowed to rant for 4 hours where people can hear me. Do you have any idea how many stupid things I say in just an hour? 25 minutes ago, when I was playing CoD4, I screamed out “In Soviet Russia. . . I kill YOU! Run, hippie, run! I make you poop your pants!” There is no reason at all for there to be 4 hours of that kind of retardation easily accessible to children, or anyone with a set of eyes and ears, really.

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